I fucking love this coat.

sparkafterdark:

sparkafterdark:

I can go from

little house on the prairie girl

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To

Captain on the high seas

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In 10 seconds or you get your gender roles free.

Here it is, literally the sole reason for my tumblr popularity

(via arthurwhit-lock)

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saangreal:

damn-fall-out-boys:

phanlight:

if fob don’t release a fragrance called scenturies they’re missing out on a life changing opportunity

is it the opportunity of a century

(via cas-is-an-angel-you-assbutt)

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sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

standard

I am crying I love this too much

(Source: brokenimagephotos, via lustrous-dreams)

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captain-fucking-levi:

averypottermormon:

captain-fucking-levi:

ya-boy-levi:

captain-fucking-levi:

why am i not the protagonist of an amazing story

you are though—its called your life

shut the fuck up i wanna struggle fighting demons not struggle with getting out of bed every day

but those are your demons

i am hereby naming you as the antagonist and now it is my sole job to find you and hit you in the face with a chair for that bitch ass comment you just made

(via cas-is-an-angel-you-assbutt)

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gublernation:

be cool stay in school guys

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didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

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wanna know what these all say?

"suck his dick"

(Source: spoopybarakarts, via lovegingrr)

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hipster-finland:

aph-iceyland:

starbucksofficiall:

twooping:

wealthyhugepenis:

richwhitelesbian:

batreaux:

how can text posts be nsfw

sometimes if you say the f word or the s word

whats the s word

sweden

The f word is finland

SWEDENFINLANDSWEDENFINLANDSWEDENFINLANDSWEDENFINLANDSWEDENFINLANDSWEDENFINLANDSWEDENFINLANDSWEDENFINLANDSWEDENFINLANDSWEDENFINLANDSWEDENFINLANDSWEDENFINLANDSWEDENFINLANDSWEDENFINLAND

good lord watch your language jesus finland christ

(via its-raining-british-men)

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teamgif:

andrvw:

teamgif:

andrvw:

people who drink the left over milk in their cereal bowls are SICK FUCKS

I DONT KNOW WHERE YOU ARE FROM BUT HERE IN MELBOURNE WE DONT WASTE MILK GOD DAMN IT I AM SO MAD THAT SHIT EXPENSIVE 

is your caps lock broken or are you really this passionate about milk

milk is the only thing i have left

(via its-raining-british-men)

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nyxweaver:

grandtrilobyte-eleshnorn:

nyxweaver:

sarkhan-volkswagen:

nyxweaver:

abzan-houses:

nyxweaver:

y’all remember that game in elementary school where each person would say one word and the next person would say a word etc so it’d create a cohesive story? let’s do that:

Two

Thousand

men

ate

their

dicks.

well playtime is over you’re all grounded

(via its-raining-british-men)

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gublernation:

have a cuddly monday

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desperate-fallen-angel:

internetgf:

so seductive

THIS GETS ME EVERY FUCKING TIME

(Source: xylemphone, via fandoms-why-you-make-me-cry)

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jathis:

cartel:

walking into the wrong class

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THAT OWL LOOKS SO FUCKING

BEFUDDLED

(via the-heir-of-life)

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ryaninwonderland:

condom:

antiplastic:

ryaninwonderland:

there is a reason 12 year olds should not be on tumblr

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image

that is the reason in case any of you were confused 

(Source: umbrhella, via squirrelsbuttcheeks)

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Can you turn on the light,
please?